Random Thoughts

You know how you always get those emails that have random lists? Thanks to my friend Julie for sending me this one, it made me laugh out loud so much, I had to share. I think every one of them is hilarious.

Random Thoughts for the Day:

1. I think a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing is worse than the moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3.  I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4.  There is a great need for a sarcasm font...

5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? Seriously?

6.  Was learning cursive really necessary?

7.  Map Quest needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8.  I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

9.  Bad decisions make good stories.

10.  You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you aren't just going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

11.  Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my DVD collection... again.

12.  I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

13.  "Do Not Machine Wash or Tumble Dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

14.  I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Ugh!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

15.  I hate leaving my  house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

16.  I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

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