A friend sent me this email with some exerts from a book called
Mother Goose Tells the Truth About Middle Age, by
Sydney Altman
. It is some very witty Mother Goose styled poems about middle age, and I think it would make a funny gift for someone's 40th or 50th birthday.... or beyond. Unfortunately I can relate to a few of these.
If you like this kind of self-torture type of humor, it is available
here.