What are YOU going to dress up as for Halloween?

THIS is why I love Heidi Klum..... not because of the cute way she says 'Project Vrunvway' or because she has the cutest family, but because like me, she likes to go all out on her halloween costumes. I've gotten lazy the last few years but whenever I see Klum's costumes, I get inspired and motivated to go ALL out for Halloween.

Here she is through the years, in costume hosting her famous Halloween Party....

I want contacts like this. 

This was funny. Heidi was the apple & the snake, and Seal was EVE. 

Betty Boop

A Crow? How is is that she still looks gorgeous like this?

I think she must own fangs! She has them on in 6 costumes!

I think this must be a fitting for this year..... 

If I wore this superhero type of costume I'd look like the Michelin Man. Hmmm..... Michelin Man.

Maybe that would be a good costume for me next year? 

YES, YES, yes! (snickering, wringing hands).........

 I CAN SEE IT NOW.....

(pan to dream sequence...)

OPENING SCENE:  Out of nowhere,  on a dreary Halloween evening,  the vision of a puffy 'tire-like-marshmallow-like' thing running in slow-motion comes into view....

[ Here I come! Mrs. Michelin Man! ]

ME: "Trick or Treat!"

MAN: "Hmmm, honey, I gotta go. There's a Michelin Man and his umbrella handler accosting me on the street asking me for candy in a annoying high-pitched twangy voice"......

ME: "Trick or Treat!"

BOY: "hmmph, sniff, sniff... mommmmmmmmmyyyyyy! I'm scared! MOMMMMMMMYYYY!"

ME:  "C'mon kid, just hand over your candy. These rolls don't feed themselves".

WOMAN: "Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, Who's the Fairest of them All?"

ME:  "Well, HI THERE!" To answer your question, I wouldn't say you're the fairest at all.  You could use an outfit update to start with. That shawl went out when 'Little House on the Prairie' went off the air in '83.... And that hairstyle adds a good 10 years to your age. They have root touch-up and keratin treatments now, and  an up-do held by a bright blue plastic barrette is ONLY acceptable when washing and exfoliating .... And I see that there could be some botox tweaking done to your forehead, because it's painfully obvious by your expression that you ARE surprised to see me. I haven't seen that much movement in a face since I left L.A. to do some 'time' in a remote location in Antarctica..... But that's another story. Now give me some candy!"

[ And Mrs. Michelin Man winks and smiles that toothless grin. ]

Exit Scene.