What is the most strangest weapon you have had to fight with?

What is the most strangest weapon you have had to fight with?
I remember having argument with my friend at his house. It suddenly turned physical and we stumbled into the kitchen. I reached out for the nearest object at hand. It felt heavy so I picked it up raised my arm and aimed it over my friend's head. He looked at me in in terror, pleading for mercy but I was soo angry so I let my arm come crashing down and 'SPLAAAT' over his head. It took us a few seconds to realise that I'd hit over the head with a cucumber.